I consider all of you as my friends, including the ones who were inimical towards me. I will never participate in anything that harms you in any way. I do not say this as a defense but from gratitude. If at all you have anything to fear, it is your own actions. The probability of me even unintentionally hurting your interests is less than the probability of you being run over by a speeding car while crossing the road. But still, if you feel insecure, just stay far away from me because there are many privy eyes around me. However, if you have the same opinion as mine that a naked butt is a sore sight to the privy eyes, you are welcome to join me in Nirvana style.
