A beautiful girl with the purrfect figure walks into a bank in London and looks around everywhere.
A young guard with an ID 007 pinned up on his shirt comes over and asks her, "May I help you?".
She flips her eyelids and says, "No, I'm fine. I'm just having a look around."
The guard looks at her puzzled and goes away. A few moments later, a middle-aged blond and chubby woman known by the bank employees as M, comes over and asks, "Do you wish to invest in a Security?"
The girl says, "No, I'm looking for a Bond."
"No problem. Bond is one Security we offer.", M explains. "Please wait while I introduce to my assistant, James."
The girl winks at her, "It's alright. I have met him already. It's his move now."
This time, M is puzzled and leaves. After 5 minutes, a jolly old man comes over with a smile and says, "My colleague told me that you were interested in a Bond."
The girl says, "But...but..." and faints.
She wakes up to find herself staring at the ceiling. When she turns over, a strikingly handsome well-built young man grins at her and says, "My colleague told me that you were interested in a Bond."
She utters, "...are you reeeeeaalllyyy???" and faints.
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